- Jesus: It's important to help those less fortunate than you. Treat them as your brother.
- Christian Conservatives: *hurriedly turn the page*
Everyone always makes fun of mimes, but I’ve like never been not impressed by a mime. I want to learn these skills.
THE POOR BABY MIME FELL OVER
I SHOULDNT LAUGH BECAUSE I KNOW THE PAIN OF MIMING
BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL
And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.